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Episode Six
What's happening?Back in bed togetherDick perks upHave we had sex?Oh, you mean my forehead!You might see up her nightieTracy gets close to a policemanMark to the rescue?
(Broadcast 31st January 1995)
The synopsis
Mark is suffering from concussion and can't be left on his own. But who is the mysterious visitor who claims to be his 'very best friend' and will Mark take his one-eyed advice?
 
BECKY: I just want to know one thing: have we had sex?                     MARK:  Well, I think you might have noticed.                                      BECKY: Since when?

BECKY: I hope I haven't given you the wrong impression or anything.      MARK:   No.                                                                                                      BECKY: Because I'm really not interested in....um....you know......         MARK:   Yes, I read the warning.                                                      BECKY: Oh, right - 'No entry'.                                                        MARK:  (puzzled) It says, 'Piss off'.                                                               BECKY: (also puzzled for a second, then:) Oh, you mean my forehead!

 
The cast
Mark
ROBERT BATHURST
Becky
FIONA GILLIES
Robert
PAUL RAFFIELD
Tracy
TRACIE BENNETT
Dick
KERRY SHALE
Policeman
MICHAEL BURTENSHAW
 
Mark follows a trail of post-it notes, bearing warnings such as 'That's far enough!', which leads him from the bedroom to the living room. There he finds Becky lying on the sofa bed. Mark calls her name and she turns over in her sleep, revealing the words 'Piss off' written on her forehead!